Episodes
![Ep 12 Sucky Birthdays, Mr. Bean, and other Scary Things](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Ep 12 Sucky Birthdays, Mr. Bean, and other Scary Things
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Fossil (Angie) and Spawn (Emily) unpack more of Emily's childhood anchors causing reactions in adulthood. They talk about loving or hating birthdays and what codependency looks like.
![Ep 11 Poo poo eyes, Awkward Texts & Poverty Mindset](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Ep 11 Poo poo eyes, Awkward Texts & Poverty Mindset
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Fossil (Angie) listens as Spawn (Emily) talks about the chore of living out of an overnight bag, having to be three different people at three different jobs and misreading the tone of a text message.
![Ep 10 The Decapod](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Ep 10 The Decapod
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Fossil (Angie) celebrates their decapod while Spawn (Emily) goes off about the infamous fate of changing when famous.
![Ep 9 Mercury in Gatorade](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Ep 9 Mercury in Gatorade
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Fossil (Angie) and Spawn (Emily) share their technology nightmare and talk about the real meaning of dreams. Includes the bonus topic of embarrassment: celebrity crushes!
![Ep 8 Evil Relatives and the Mysterious Poop bag](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
Ep 8 Evil Relatives and the Mysterious Poop bag
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
Wednesday Jun 09, 2021
Fossil (Angie) and Spawn (Emily) talk way too much about animal feces in this episode. Oh yeah, they also talk about cutting off toxic family members too.
![Ep 7 Germs and Derms](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Ep 7 Germs and Derms
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Fossil (Angie) plays a new game called "It sounds dirty but it isn't!" while Spawn (Emily) shares her adventures and frustrations with her new dermatologist.
![Ep 6 Chronicles of a happy goth kid](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Ep 6 Chronicles of a happy goth kid
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Wednesday May 19, 2021
Spawn (Emily) recalls her elementary goth fashion days, and shares being bullied and how it affected her. Fossil (Angie) goes "momma bear" and turns it into an impromptu therapy session. But you know... with laughs.
![Ep 5 Batteries, Botox and Blow Outs](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Ep 5 Batteries, Botox and Blow Outs
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Join us as Spawn gets candid about her body image issues. Fossil (Angie) and Spawn (Emily) talk about lawn mowers, plastic surgery and salon loyalty this week. What a combo!
![Ep 4 Sure, it's funny NOW...](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Ep 4 Sure, it's funny NOW...
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Fossil (Angie) and Spawn (Emily) rehash some of the funny moments in life that weren't so funny at the time. Death, arguments and marital problems can be funny, right?
![Ep 3 Spawn goes to a Sex Show](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/10662067/3000X3000Logo_for_apple7xsho_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Ep 3 Spawn goes to a Sex Show
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Angie (Fossil) and Emily (Spawn) talk about the world of sex work, the Netherlands, and Emily's first hand experience in the Red Light district.